Never Argue with a Woman...

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
 

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 

Game Warden: Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?

Woman: Reading a book ... (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
Game Warden: You're in a Restricted Fishing Area

Woman : I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading
Game Warden: Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.  I'll have to take you in and write you up.
Woman: For reading a book....?
Game Warden: You're in a Restricted Fishing Area
Woman : I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading
Game Warden: Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.  I'll have to take you in and write you up.
 

Woman: If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault
Game Warden: But I haven't even touched you
Woman: That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.
 
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.