Hal Perempuan yang Lelaki Perlu Tahu...

• Sensitif : Bukan bermaksud suka merajuk, tapi hanya ingin bermanja dan mendapatkan perhatian.
• Cerewet : Bukan bermaksud FUSSY tak tentu hala, kadang ingin LELAKI mengikut kata-katanya sekali sekala.
• Halus : Ibarat sehelai sutera, cantik, mulus, lembut dan mudah tercarik dan koyak. Walaupun seorang wanita memaafkan seseorang yang lain atas sebab sesalahan, biasanya WANITA akan ingat kesalahan tersebut untuk disimpan jadi pengajaran. Bukan DENDAM.
• Ikhlas : Ikhlas seorang wanita tak perlu diragui.
• Korban : WANITA sanggup berkorban apa saja untuk seseorang yang amat disayangi, termasuk ibu bapa, anak-anak dan suami. WANITA amat tabah.
• Prihatin : Sentiasa memerhatikan keadaan sekeliling dalam diam.
• Manja : Walaupun dia adalah seorang WANITA yang pandai berdikari, naluri seorang WANITA masih lagi tetap seorang WANITA. Suka bermanja bukan hanya kepada insan yang bernama LELAKI namun juga sesama kaum.
• Ego : WANITA yang terlalu sayangkan kekasihnya sanggup menolak ketepi EGOnya apabila bersemuka dengan yang dicintai.
• Cinta : CINTA pertama bagi wanita adalah yang paling dalam dan tulus.
• Seks : SEKs bukanlah segala-galanya buat WANITA kerana WANITA diciptakan dengan 9 nafsu dan satu akal. NAFSU yang banyak dan tidak tertumpu kepada satu saja. LELAKI pula dijadikan dengan 9 akal dan satu nafsu. Fungsi lelaki adalah membimbing WANITA dan bukan menghanyutkan.

“Peranan LELAKI dalam kehidupan WANITA adalah sebagai pelindung dan bukan sebagai pemusnah. WANITA diciptakan oleh ALLAH swt dari tulang rusuk kiri dan untuk dipeluk dan dimanja, bukan untuk dikasari. Maka lelaki haruslah memahami HATI dan PERASAAN WANITA”

Sifat seorang wanita yang bernama Zuriati ini :  

Zur seorang yang sensitif, suka bermanja (okay, iam manja, so what?)  terutama dengan orang yang kita cinta dan sayang, zur juga seorang yang prihatin (jangan sangka zu tak peduli dengan apa yg terjadi..sedikit senyuman dan jelingan yang zur beri, dalam maknanya) cerewet, seorang teman menganggap zur is a proper one, everything want perfect, nope, im not perfectionist but for me, if we can make it proper and perfect, why not? No harm rite. 

Halus..yes, zur seorang yang sangat halus, sangat pemaaf tapi selalu mengambil pengajaran daripada kemaafan yang diberi. Plus i believe that what comes round will goes around, so dont worry, u will get back whatever you did to me ...kerana Tuhan itu maha adil.


Zu bukan seorang yang ego. Buktinya walaupun terluka, zur akan mengambil inisiatif untuk memohon maaf demi kebaikan bersama. Tapi biasanya orang akan ambil kesempatan dengan jenis macam zur ni. Takpelah, Allah itu sentiasa ada....Tak kisah... :)
Nanti sambung tentang Hal Lelaki Yang Perempuan Perlu Tahu...


Check it out, it is more interesting fact!

Ampuni aku....

Aku sudah jauh terpesong, hati ini makin hitam dimamah dosa, aku insan keji yang hanya mengejar duniawi, aku tak peduli apa yang terjadi dan akibatnya yang makin memakan diri, dimana harus ku tuju, kemana harus aku pergi. 

Hati ini merayu-rayu, fikiran ini makin bercelaru, mana arah tujuanku, apa yang kumahu, aku sendiri tidak tahu, apa yang akan berlaku aku jarang mahu ambil tahu, aku mahu lari, lari dari segala masalah yang aku cipta sendiri tapi dimana harus ku pergi, dimana tempatnya yang bukan kepunyaan Ilahi, aku mahu menyorok, aku mahu menginsafi diri.. 

Betapa aku malu pada-Nya, betapa kasihnya Dia pada-ku, dianugerahkan suami yang penyayang, anak-anak yang cantik sekali, pekerjaan yang baik, kepercayaan orang sekeliling malah kasih sayang yang tidak berbelah-bagi tapi mengapa aku enggan bersyukur? Apa yang ku kejar? Apa yang aku mahu? Apa lagi yang dapat memuaskan hati dan nafsu yang penuh keinginan ini? Aku sendiri tak tahu, hatiku tegar, keras hati ku, dingin perasaanku.. 

Ya ALLAH, aku berdosa padaMu. Ampuni aku, Ya-Allah. Manusia tidak akan pernah dapat menerimaku setulus kasih-Mu. Jangan biarkan aku terus terpesong jauh, Ya Allah. Sesungguhnya aku ini tak layak untuk ke syurga-Mu tapi sesungguhnya aku juga tak pernah mampu menghadapi api neraka-Mu, ampuni aku...ampuni aku..ampuni aku ya Allah, Engkaulah Tuhan yang Maha Pengampun, Maha Mengetahui, Maha Pengasih lagi Maha Penyayang. 

Aku rindu pada-Mu, aku rindu bermanja dengan-Mu, aku masih mahu merasakan nikmat sujud pada-Mu. Jika segala kebaikan ku selama ini masih tak mampu menebus segala dosa-dosaku, Kau tunjukkanlah jalannya. Jika airmata yang berguguran ini masih belum cukup utuh untuk meroboh ego manusia, bantulah aku, guide me, please guide me, show me the way...

"Aku naik saksi bahawa tiada tuhan melainkan Allah dan aku naik saksi bahawa nabi Muhammad itu Pesuruh Allah.."

Insha Allah

Every time you feel like you cannot go on

You feel so lost and that you’re so alone

All you see is night

And darkness all around

You feel so helpless you can’t see which way to go

Don’t despair and never loose hope

Coz Allah is always by your side

Insha’Allah Insha’Allah Insha’Allah

You’ll find your way

Insha’Allah Insha’Allah Insha’Allah

You’ll find your way

Every time you commit one more mistake

You feel you can’t repent

And that it’s way too late

You’re so confuse

Wrong decisions you have made

Haunt your mind and your heart is full of shame

Don’t despair and never loose hope

Coz Allah is always by your side

Insha’Allah Insha’Allah Insha’Allah

You’ll find your way

Insha’Allah Insha’Allah Insha’Allah

You’ll find your way

Turn to Allah

He’s never far away

Put your trust in Him

Raise your hands and pray

Oohh Ya Allah

Guide my steps don’t let me go astray

You’re the only one who can show me the way

Show me the way

Show me the way

Show me the way

Insha’Allah Insha’Allah Insha’Allah

We’ll find our way

Insha’Allah Insha’Allah Insha’Allah

We’ll find our way

Insha’Allah Insha’Allah Insha’Allah

You’ll find your way

Never Argue with a Woman...

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
 

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 

Game Warden: Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?

Woman: Reading a book ... (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
Game Warden: You're in a Restricted Fishing Area

Woman : I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading
Game Warden: Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.  I'll have to take you in and write you up.
Woman: For reading a book....?
Game Warden: You're in a Restricted Fishing Area
Woman : I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading
Game Warden: Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.  I'll have to take you in and write you up.
 

Woman: If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault
Game Warden: But I haven't even touched you
Woman: That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.
 
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

 
 

 
 

A STORY ABOUT GIRLFRIEND 5.0 to WIFE 1.0

Salam sejahtera semua,

Ah, mengantuk sangat ni, kerja pulak banyak, geng berborak takde hari ni, kalau tak boleh gak buat 'group gossip'..hehehe. Ni, saja nak share a story with a tittle:  GIRLFRIEND 5.0 to WIFE 1.0. Funny and interesting but its true...Hahaha..
____________________________________________________________________________________

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last Month I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected  child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed  itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as Bachelor Nights 10.3, Cricket 5.0,  BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't Seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0, but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"

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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. 

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! !

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings- Alimony- Child Support) . I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE  because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and Do Laundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5.

Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Thanks & Regards
Tech support

WAKAKAKAKkakakaka... :p ....have a nice day everyone ;)

Alahai COUCH...

Salam Jumaat semua,

Zu tak tahu lah sama zu ni yang melampau atau benda tu yang berhantu. Makin lama cuba buat tak tahu, lagi pula lah dia memanggil-memanggil, menyeru-nyeru. Alahai coach, kenapa lah ko mahal sangat. Sometimes tak faham lah, kenapa harga beg yang sebegini 'buruk' boleh cecah ribu-ribu. Menyampah, benci, tak suka....tak suka...tak suka (sambil tekup muka dengan bantal).

Tak boleh jadi ni, perasaan 'ingin memilikinya' makin menjadi-jadi. Ini si Harpreet lah punya pasal ni, tiap-tiap hari Coach...Coach...Coach. Udahlah tu, cukup-cukuplah satu, Zuriati. Sedor diri sikit. Udah dapat betis nak peha pula.

Takpe..takpe.. apa salahnya dapatkan satu lagi untuk 'menghargai diri sendiri' kan? Yes! I like that word! Appreciate yourself, better late than never. Ah, kak Eynda mesti setuju tapi kak eynda ni kaki gadget, macam zu gak (hihihihi). Takpe kak, biar kaki gadget, jangan kaki temberang kan. Hahaha, kak eynda, apalah nama akak tersesat kat dalam entry zu kali ni, tapi apa-apapun, COACH yang 'very de stunning' ni akan aku dapatkan juga, by hook or by crook, bak kata mat saleh yang dulu menjajah bumi Malaysia ni. Haish.

Ah, pas ni mestilah ada yang mengata. Korang nak kata apa, kata lah, nak mengeji, nak mencaci, nak hantar komen yang tak berperikemanusiaan, hantor ler, takdenya aku heran. Lantok dema lah. Yang penting, zu tahu apa yang zu mahukan dan tahu juga cari jalan yang HALAL untuk dapatkannya. Hai uncle coach, tunggu ye...buah hatiku, intan payung, aku dah kemaruk kerana kamu wahai pakcik coach...huuuuuuuuuuu...

zur: Sambil tongkat dagu, berfikir-fikir kalau letak dalam wishlist ni, can my dream comes true?

Favorite Love Poem

A gentle word like a spark of light,
Illuminates my soul
And as each sound goes deeper,
It’s YOU that makes me whole

There is no corner, no dark place,
YOUR LOVE cannot fill
And if the world starts causing waves,
It’s your devotion that makes them still

 

And yes you always speak to me,
In sweet honesty and truth
Your caring heart keeps out the rain,
YOUR LOVE, the ultimate roof

So thank you my Love for being there,
For supporting me, my life
I’ll do the same for you, you know,
My wonderful darling wife 

Wife says: And if it all fall aparts, I will know deep in my heart, the only dream that mattered had come true. In this life, I was loved by you.

ps: Its not your mistake if you cant read which cheats u. But its really your mistake if you cant read the eyes which loves u.

Lagu untuk Damia

Tepi gunung air terjun

Tempat orang bermain

Tempat tinggal tukang kebun 

Dan anaknya damia

Sangat cantik 

Sopan santun

Hidung mancung ... seludang

Betis bagai bunting padi

Sungguh cantik di pandang

Tidur malam mimpi-mimpi

Damia datang ke rumah

Tapi kalau Damia pergi

Hati mama gelisah...

Bunga kekwa untuk kamu...

Kau mahu mengeji aku? Silakan

Kau mahu terus menghina aku? Teruskanlah

Buatlah apa saja yang perlu menyakiti aku

Aku pasrah menerima, aku tabah menghadapi

Kerana aku tahu Tuhan itu Maha Berkuasa.

Aku tiada hak untuk menilai hati budi mu

Kau tidak berhak untuk menyakiti aku

Aku tak ingin berterusan menanggung sengsara

Takku ku mahu berkorban jiwa dan raga

Jika sumpah seranah itu yang menjadi balasannya

Jika senyum ini menyakitkan bagi mu

Palinglah ke arah lain agar hatimu itu gembira

Jika ketawa ini menjelakkan kamu

Tutuplah telingamu agar ia tuli pada keikhlasan

Jika lirikan mata ini membuatkan kamu sengsara

Pejamkanlah matamu

Biarkan ia kelam dan kabur pada sinar kebahagiaan itu

Aku tiada apa untukmu

Aku bukan sesiapa bagi kamu

Kau tak berhak menghancurkan hatiku

Kau tak berhak memijak maruahku

Kau tak akan mampu menghalang langkahku

Ini bunga kekwa putih untukmu

Doaku, semoga kamu bahagia atas tangisan insan lain.

Sweet candy...real sweet!

Hye people...salam sejahtera semua..

Today Monday, very tired and hectic day. But see, this one had made me smile...sweet...really sweet...I think if somebody give this to me, i dont know whether i will eat it or i just smell it and keep it in a very nice box for display...hihihihih...how about you? Sayang lah, nak makan... (thanks for Izan who sent me this sweet pics..u made my day, my girl)

I LOVE YOU...BE MINE

HAPPY VALENTINE DAY

NICE AND CREATIVE

HUG ME, KISS ME, LOVE ME

I LOVE YOU

WOMAN'S CHOICES...PICK ONE

GET WELL SOON...WE MISS YOU1

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

LOVE, HOPE THAT YOU HAVE A LOVE-FILLED DAY AND THAT EVERYTHING GOES YOUR LOVELY WAY...

NEW YORK LIFESTYLE...HEHEHE

LOVE, LAUGH, BE MINE...

PRINCESS AND PRINCE FROG?

Tangkuban Parahu, Bandung

Last week i got chance to visit Bandung, Indonesia (yes, again). Among places i has been visited is Tangkuban Parahu. Let's check the photos while i share info about Tangkuban Parahu, who knows it can be a good info for those who may interested to visit this nice place.

Tangkuban perahu is a volcano, 25 kilometers north of Bandung direction of Lembang. Its location is in between Sagalaherang village, Sagalaherang district, Subang regency and Cikole village, Lembang district, Bandung regency.

This is Bandung's most famous tourist volcano just 28 km north of the city. This volcano offers many places to see and explore. Whether we look into the huge crater or hike down into it, stroll through the forest on its slopes, or simply enjoy the splendid panoramic scenery.

Mt. Tangkuban Perahu is an interesting destination that everyone in the Bandung area is fond of visiting. When seen from Bandung, Mt. Tangkuban Perahu has a distinctive shape, like an upside down boat. Tangkuban Perahu means, in fact, "up-turned boat" This peculiar shape has stimulated the fantasy of the Sundanese people from early times as expressed in the Legend of Sangkuriang.

Geologically, Mt. Tangkuban Perahu has played a significant role in the development of Parahyangan highlands. Eruptions have contributed immensely to the hills north of Bandung through lava flowing into the valleys and hardening into rock, thus forming big cliffs over which waterfalls leap. Likewise, mud flows have formed a semi-circular cone of gentle gradient (what geologists call "a fan"), which is now a mass that blocked the valley of the ancient Citarum River near present day in Padalarang (some 18 km west of Bandung), this caused a lake to form covering the whole Bandung plain.

Here is the some views taken at Tangkuban Parahu. Enjoy...

 

T-shirt...Tangkuban Parahu...just choose which one you like

Along this area, there is so many bazars and lots of local trying to get people to buy their stuff, most of them is handcrafts

Naruto and friends among the attractions...nice

Handcrafts...they made it from small coconut, how amazing, they are so creative

best!

Mystery Love - The End

Sorry for the late of updating this story, knowing lot of friends cant wait to see what happen next to Neha, here is the continue of the story -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Rahul replied back to her;

I know it because I in front of you. Cant you see me? Cant you feel me close to you? I also know that after 3 days you have your appraisal. Now this you have not told anyone. Just your PM knows about it. Do you think your PM will give me all these details?

Love you.
Rahul Mehra
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Neha not sure of the answer. She knew her PM would not have told Rahul all this but how did Rahul know so much about her was a mystery for her. Finally she thought she will talk to her PM, Rohan.

Next day, she went to her PM’s desk.
Hi Rohan. I wanted to ask you something”.
Rohan:- “Sure Neha. Are having any issues?”
Neha:- “No. actually I wanted to know about a person named Rahul Mehra.”
Rohan was shocked on hearing that name.
PM:- “How did you come across this name. has anyone told you about him?”
Neha:- “No one has said anything to me about him. Few days back he started sending me e-mails. First I ignored but then he would give such details which I did just few minutes back. He even knows my appraisal date.”
Rohan: Are you sure you got mails from Rahul Mehra only?
Neha: Yes very much. But why do you looked shock?
Rohan: Because Rahul Mehra died 2 years back. He use to sit at the same place where you are sitting. How can a dead person send mails to you.

Neha was shocked. She didn’t know how to react to this.

Rohan: If you don’t believe me then you can try finding his name in the telephone directory. Maybe someone told you about him and because of work stress you started imagining that he is sending you mails.
Neha: I am not imagining anything. He has really send me a mail. I can show you in my mailbox.
Rohan: Okay Neha I believe you but still I think you should take a break and go home.

Neha was still in shock with the news she got from Rohan. She just did a search on telephone directory for a name with Rahul Mehra and page returned no records. She again checked the mail id and employee number details. She did a search many times that day by putting various combinations but the search page displayed the same message “No matches found for the given search criteria”. She could not believe that someone could hack the system and send mails to her from an non-existing id. She attached the mails sent by Rahul and sent it to Rohan as a proof that she was not dreaming.

On seeing the attached mails even Rohan was in shock. He came to Neha’s desk.

Rohan: I think by mistake his id has not been deleted and someone who knows about it is playing with it.
Neha: But I checked the details on telephone directory there are no records available for this id.
Rohan: Talk to the CCD people and see what they have to say.

She called up the CCD people. They took control over her system and looked at the mail sent by Rahul Mehra. The mail was sent from the from the same computer which Neha was using. The time stamp at which the mails were sent Neha had logged in. Also there was no evidence that a remote desktop connection was made or mail was sent through web mail. Even the CCD people were clueless as to how a mail has been sent from a non-existing id and from Neha’s system itself.

There were no viruses or torjans or any other kind of threats on Neha’s system. Her anti-virus was upto date. The whole day was gone in finding a loophole as to how did Neha get such a mail in her mailbox. Neha was tierd from the day’s happening and so she decided to leave early from the office that day.

The next day when Neha came back, she saw a mail from Rahul Mehra. She didn’t know whether she should delete that mail or read that mail. She was scared to open the mail. Somehow she gained some courage and opened the mail. The context of the mail was:-
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Hi Neha,

Good to see that you left the office early tonight. I know Rohan told you about my death. I was also a workaholic like you. I would sit late in the office, even when no one was around me. I just being at office. I had no friends, no social life. Even on weekends I would use to come to office. I missed all the fun in my life. Even my death happened at office while I was working.

My dead body was found by the house keeping guy and the security guard at the reception. I took a lot of work stress which my conscious mind could not bear that day. I ignored all the health problems I was having.
And finally on that night (20. 10. 09, 11:24 PM) all these reasons became responsible for my death. Now you know why I am not scared of ASHI.

But yes if I was alive then also I wont be scared of ASHI because I have really fallen in love with you but we cant be together until your death. 

Now the choice is yours whether you will kill yourself on your own or whether I need to do the honors.

Waiting for your death. 

Love you always.
Rahul Mehra

Some love stories have ghost in it… so what do you think?